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 Post subject: Ten more fucking weeks
PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 5:06 pm 
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Saw the orthopedic surgeon yesterday, xrays, stitches out and new cast in stylish Seattle Sounders / Seahawks blue and rave green. Then she drops the bombshell...."you're healing really well but because of the extensive soft tissue damage as well as multiple fractures I want you to stay off it for a full 12 weeks" well that's just fucking dandy........God this sucks. My advice to you fellow travelers is always wear good boots on the bike and never get them stuck in the works and loose your balance. :-(

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 10:40 am 
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Living in the Pacific Northwest it should be no problem for you to find a twenty something practitioner of Wicca to petition the earth mother on your behalf. Those rituals are usually done during the full moon totally naked. Do not I repeat do not create any kind of video documentation of any ritual performed especially in a digital format. You will heal. All will be well.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:26 am 
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Sound advice JM, I suppose I'll need to supply my own goat...

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:43 am 
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Location: Egypt - in the State of DeNIAL...
That's a Given.

Heal up. Tell the Ol' Lady to get you another Beer while she's at it, too.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 11:49 am 
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Jmdonald wrote:
Living in the Pacific Northwest it should be no problem for you to find a twenty something practitioner of Wicca to petition the earth mother on your behalf. Those rituals are usually done during the full moon totally naked. Do not I repeat do not create any kind of video documentation of any ritual performed especially in a digital format. You will heal. All will be well.


This is done for our protection, not yours. The last thing anyone needs is naked pictures of sarnali going viral.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:23 pm 
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Too flippin' true, I look bad enough in my gold glitter banana hammock, nekkid would be a touch too much..

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