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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 10:53 pm 
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I met up with our old MoFo up in Maine.

I offered to buy him a drink but he insisted on a Cosmo. Whatever.

We had a fun time wondering about left wing idiots.

I told him my life purpose was to meet the great Sarnali and wear his puffy hat.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 11:20 pm 
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Isn't he too good for us now?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 7:00 am 
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Now we know for sure that he has not crossed over to the great beyond we can rest easy. Rat Bastard. He is more than likely breaking every gun law on the books. If so I salute him.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:22 am 
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seruzawa wrote:
Isn't he too good for us now?


Taro/Schizuki checking in.

Seruzawa, you made one "skirt-wearing Sportster rider" crack too many. After I cried myself to sleep into my pillow, I woke the next day, looked in the mirror and said, "David, you are NOT going to let him define you!". Then I took leave of this heteronormatifascist den of cisgenderhate and embarked on a year-long healing journey of self-actualization and empowerment.

zzuB wrote:
I offered to buy him a drink but he insisted on a Cosmo. Whatever.


See, that's what I'm talking about. And that's a lie. I drank goddamn Whiskey Sours, two-fisted, like Robert fuckin' Mitchum.

I will confess that I drove Buzz to the Old Port in a car with Hello Kitty license-plate frames. That's actually true. But it's only because I'm so secure in my dick-swinging heterosexual masculinity that I can pull that off. In fact, I occasionally let hot bodybuilders pound me in the ass just so I can walk it off and say, "See? Still totally hetero. Take that, bitches."

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:26 am 
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Jmdonald wrote:
Now we know for sure that he has not crossed over to the great beyond we can rest easy. Rat Bastard. He is more than likely breaking every gun law on the books. If so I salute him.


I'm in Maine, so there are no laws to break. But if I was in NY then I calculate that I would have approximately 63 felony counts in my gun safe. Good enough?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 6:32 pm 
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Well, are you wearing a midi, maxi or mini when you ride that rattletrap?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:14 pm 
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seruzawa wrote:
Well, are you wearing a midi, maxi or mini when you ride that rattletrap?


I object to being called a rattletrap!

You're on you way to getting banned Mister!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:53 am 
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Taro Tsujimoto wrote:
seruzawa wrote:
Isn't he too good for us now?


Taro/Schizuki checking in.


zzuB wrote:
I offered to buy him a drink but he insisted on a Cosmo. Whatever.


I drank goddamn Whiskey Sours, two-fisted, like Robert fuckin' Mitchum.

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Robert Mitchum is a fucking God, you know he slammed the shit out of Marilyn Monroe in River of No Return, she probably took it up the ass the little minx.. And Deborah Kerr in Heaven Knows Mr Allison was so hot for him she had to sit on a bag of ice between takes, Only Steve McQueen and Lee Marvin reaches that level of coolness.....

If you're pulling the Mitchum card I hope you're worthy, that's all I can say.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 7:01 pm 
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Mitchum was a pot head. I knew I liked him for a reason.

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